What's this all about? The reason.

[Michael De'Shazer]

Hey, this is Michael De'Shazer, underground author and creator of this community/forum.
So, what's the whole deal behind "Four Minutes to Live"?
Well, currently, I'm conducting research to discover what people would do if they had only four minutes to live. My next book will focus on this scenario and will take place within the limited confines of a four-minute time frame.
So, what would you do if you had only four minutes left?

[Baz]

I would spend the first minute or two comprehending the news I had only four minutes left. For the next thirty seconds I would be thinking irrationally. Another thirty seconds would be spent on trying to call family but they'd be calling someone else. By this time I have only a minute left & the options have been reduced to its basest values, sex.
I therefore waste a seeming eternity of seconds catching & restraining the cat before severely violating it anally for the last few seconds of my pathetic life.....MeOW!